It’s expensive to see movies. It’s not expensive to watch the trailers, guess what it’s about and try to review them. Here’s what’s opening this week.
The Farrelly Brothers made some classics, There’s Something About Mary is a top 5 comedy, and they have a string of other movies that I cherish. This sure does look like one I will cherish as well! It has all the makings of things I enjoy: Pam from The Office, Owen Wilson, the other couple, guys being stupid, chain restaurant jokes, guys being into sex more than anything, Joy Baaaayhaaaht, and….wait a second! These are things I liked in 2006! It’s still 2006, right? 2006 takes five years because it’s a leap half-decade so this movie and casting and premise is a great amalgamation of things I love, currently, in 2006. How about that new Danity Kane record? They’ll have some staying power! As will this movie, that will finally prove that men only think with their dicks, even when they are married and in their 30s with very attractive wives who are always incredibly wise and way better from an ethical standpoint than any man could ever be. I’m going to drink some Vitamin Water!