Baltimore vs Pittsburgh, forever and ever and ever
This week two hated division rivals meet in the AFC Playoffs, and America couldn’t be more excited. Any time you have two teams from third-tier downtrodden decaying industrial cities playing low-scoring, all-defense football while led by obnoxious scumbags, America takes notice. Especially with such high stakes: the winner earns the right to get drop-kicked into oblivion by non-scumbag Tom Brady and the New England Patriots the following week.
