January 27th, 2011
stroterp

Jersey Shore Power Rankings - Week 4

Don’t look now, but we could possibly be entering a golden age of Jersey Shore. The signs are all around us. We’ve had back-to-back great episodes, both of which featured very little Sammi. The preview for this week features violence (always a great thing) and the possible departure of Sammi (the greatest thing). We also get treated to the revealing of the Grenade Whistle and single JWOWW is unleashed on the public. Outside of the show itself, it was announced that season 4 will take place in Italy, which was met with a universally positive response. Things are definitely looking up. 

8. Duck Phone

Duck Phone

Waaack Wack Wack Wack

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January 13th, 2011
keegs83

Baltimore vs Pittsburgh, forever and ever and ever

This week two hated division rivals meet in the AFC Playoffs, and America couldn’t be more excited.  Any time you have two teams from third-tier downtrodden decaying industrial cities playing low-scoring, all-defense football while led by obnoxious scumbags, America takes notice.  Especially with such high stakes: the winner earns the right to get drop-kicked into oblivion by non-scumbag Tom Brady and the New England Patriots the following week.

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